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Fun Factory Massage Candle

Well, I’m pretty sure the whole world knows about my addiction to bath, body and massage products. If it’s an oil, a scrub, a candle, a foam, a salt, a gel, a balm… I want it!

So JR was super cool and popped into my Skype box and asked me if I wanted to review this Fun Factory Massage Candle and I was all, “oh, yells yes!”

A little about the candle:

It comes in a cute little cardboard box in shades of red, cream and silver as most Fun Factory Products do. It’s fairly discreet. It does say [...]

bitchslapping 101

Last Saturday, I went to a play. It was, and I wish I could be more charitable, really pretty awful. It did, however, give me the platform to indulge in what very likely is the bitchiest bundle of prose I've yet committed to .doc and which was published today on one of my favorite blogs, Tits and Sass. The play in question, Stripper Lesbians (or possibly Lesbian Strippers, I can never remember), raised my ire not merely for its unabashed sloppy writing but also its lack of fundamental knowledge about strippers and stripping. Here's a choice morsel of my T&S [...]

Prensley Anal Training

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Length: 35:59 Keywords: anal, ass, fuck, jizz, cum, blowjob

horny japanese cutie

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Smoking on the train‏

Sitting on the train into London last Friday: a loud alarm starts sounding from the end of the carriage. People look round, mildly panicked; what’s amiss? And then we realise it’s coming from the train’s toilet, and must have been triggered by someone smoking a furtive cigarrette.

A young woman wearing a smart suit emerges, looking guilty, enveloped in a cloud of perfume (presumably to mask the smell). And she walks…

… back to her seat, and buries herself in her paperwork. (Interview prep, I’d guess.)

 

… or maybe…

 

… straight into the arms of the train conductor [...]

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