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Fill ‘er Up!

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The first real job I ever had was pumping petrol, at the gas station just across the road from our house. I worked there for nearly four years, part-time after school and on the weekends (on Saturday mornings I got to open up the place, even, and was supervisor for the shift. Oh, the power!). Despite coming home reeking of petrol and needing to shower thoroughly, I overall really liked it – I was delighted not to be working in a supermarket or fast food joint like so many of my friends.

All these years later, I make [...]

Rocket Ship Curvaceous

Look what descends from the skies ceiling! Is it a dildo? (We should all be so lucky.) It’s a rocket ship!

No, wait, it’s just an elevator shaped like a rocket ship.

Bloody cinema complex. It’s all lies.

But that didn’t stop us going all the way to the top of the complex on the escalators (flashing all the way), and then coming back down in the dildo rocket ship escalator. Because why not?

What would I do without Hylas and Kiana to encourage and enable me? *grin*

(Yes, there are click-throughs!)

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I am still amazed at [...]

The Perils (Not Really) of Dee

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I love my rope, but why be tied to the train tracks when I can prance around all over them instead – and accidentally get seen, as it turns out? Besides, my delightful villain (aka m’Lady) had far better notions than letting me be run over …

We wandered down the walkway toward the Puffing Billy Railway, which gave us a great view of the train itself. but wasn’t what we had in mind. So we decided to see if we could get to the train tracks themselves, and found a lovely picnic spot in the process.

click-throughs scattered throughout, [...]

Tasting Auckland

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Ailuros and I share a love of food, as well as a love of sexy fun times. We talk about different flavours and dishes; try out new recipes on each other; check out new restaurants – and go to foodie events! A few months back I invited him to come to the Auckland Food Show with me (we ran around and tasted samples and drank sake and had a wonderful time). This week he returned the favour, by introducing me to Taste of Auckland.

While both events are about food, the atmosphere and styling are very different! Ailuros and I [...]

Cinematic Vulgarity

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Demeter and I went to see ‘Vulgaria‘ at the movies recently. A Hong Kong comedy, it was very vulgar indeed (and funny in an occasionally cringing fashion) – so it seemed entirely appropriate that after the film had finished I took the opportunity to flash my bits!

Granted, I can always find a reason if I try hard enough. But this was a better reason than most.

We were nearly – but not quite – caught by the attendant who came to clean the theatre before the next session. So he missed out.

But if there was anyone up [...]

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