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Fill ‘er Up!

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The first real job I ever had was pumping petrol, at the gas station just across the road from our house. I worked there for nearly four years, part-time after school and on the weekends (on Saturday mornings I got to open up the place, even, and was supervisor for the shift. Oh, the power!). Despite coming home reeking of petrol and needing to shower thoroughly, I overall really liked it – I was delighted not to be working in a supermarket or fast food joint like so many of my friends.

All these years later, I make [...]

Cinematic Vulgarity

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Demeter and I went to see ‘Vulgaria‘ at the movies recently. A Hong Kong comedy, it was very vulgar indeed (and funny in an occasionally cringing fashion) – so it seemed entirely appropriate that after the film had finished I took the opportunity to flash my bits!

Granted, I can always find a reason if I try hard enough. But this was a better reason than most.

We were nearly – but not quite – caught by the attendant who came to clean the theatre before the next session. So he missed out.

But if there was anyone up [...]

Open Me Up

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For me fisting is one of the hottest, more intimate, sexual acts out there. To trust a partner enough to relax, to open wide, to envelop them within you – to cradle them tight and deep and incredibly slickly – is an act of such mindfulness that I have done it with very few people.

Fisting isn’t quite as it sounds (any more than a blow-job is!) – but the name puts many people off trying it. I think that’s a shame, because the sensations – both as the fistee and the fister – are amazing.

My first experience of [...]

Call Me Luchador

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The day has rolled around, so The Luchador comes calling With red and silver mask, showing cleavage to distract. No matter who the foes, she’ll beat them in the brawling And then it’s on to you, her vengeance to exact.

You’ve had a year to plan, and fighters lined up ready Hulk has the first swing, but The Luchador takes them down! Bear moves in for a hug, so she gets in close with teddy But he finds it a stiff battle and he’s quickly on the ground.

One by one they fall. There’s no mercy from this [...]

Rocket Ship Curvaceous

Look what descends from the skies ceiling! Is it a dildo? (We should all be so lucky.) It’s a rocket ship!

No, wait, it’s just an elevator shaped like a rocket ship.

Bloody cinema complex. It’s all lies.

But that didn’t stop us going all the way to the top of the complex on the escalators (flashing all the way), and then coming back down in the dildo rocket ship escalator. Because why not?

What would I do without Hylas and Kiana to encourage and enable me? *grin*

(Yes, there are click-throughs!)

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I am still amazed at [...]

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