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Fellatio by Puffing Billy

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What’s Puffing Billy, you ask? (I sincerely hope you’re not asking what fellatio is!) Puffing Billy is a historic steam train that runs in the Dandenong Ranges, east of Melbourne. And it’s what you find at the end of the train line m’Lady and I took on the day of our adventures.

So of course we took a wander and had a look. It looked like a train. I was more interested in the scenery – so we found a lovely picnic area, and then wandered some more, along the tracks that the train follows.

And found a very [...]

Challenging Myself

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If there are rules, I tend not to follow them – not unless someone can give me a pretty good reason for that rule to be there. So when it comes to body hair, and society’s rules? I stick my tongue out at them! I have wild bush and silky pits, and I love them like that.

This month, though, I challenged myself – because one of the few areas of my body that I don’t adore is my chinny-chin-chin, and the ever-appearing hairs. So I’ve been ignoring the tweezers and letting them grow, and grow, and grow. (And [...]

The Perils (Not Really) of Dee

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I love my rope, but why be tied to the train tracks when I can prance around all over them instead – and accidentally get seen, as it turns out? Besides, my delightful villain (aka m’Lady) had far better notions than letting me be run over …

We wandered down the walkway toward the Puffing Billy Railway, which gave us a great view of the train itself. but wasn’t what we had in mind. So we decided to see if we could get to the train tracks themselves, and found a lovely picnic spot in the process.

click-throughs scattered throughout, [...]

Cinematic Vulgarity

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Demeter and I went to see ‘Vulgaria‘ at the movies recently. A Hong Kong comedy, it was very vulgar indeed (and funny in an occasionally cringing fashion) – so it seemed entirely appropriate that after the film had finished I took the opportunity to flash my bits!

Granted, I can always find a reason if I try hard enough. But this was a better reason than most.

We were nearly – but not quite – caught by the attendant who came to clean the theatre before the next session. So he missed out.

But if there was anyone up [...]

Fill ‘er Up!

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The first real job I ever had was pumping petrol, at the gas station just across the road from our house. I worked there for nearly four years, part-time after school and on the weekends (on Saturday mornings I got to open up the place, even, and was supervisor for the shift. Oh, the power!). Despite coming home reeking of petrol and needing to shower thoroughly, I overall really liked it – I was delighted not to be working in a supermarket or fast food joint like so many of my friends.

All these years later, I make it [...]

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