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Fellatio by Puffing Billy

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What’s Puffing Billy, you ask? (I sincerely hope you’re not asking what fellatio is!) Puffing Billy is a historic steam train that runs in the Dandenong Ranges, east of Melbourne. And it’s what you find at the end of the train line m’Lady and I took on the day of our adventures.

So of course we took a wander and had a look. It looked like a train. I was more interested in the scenery – so we found a lovely picnic area, and then wandered some more, along the tracks that the train follows.

And found a very [...]

Cinematic Vulgarity

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Demeter and I went to see ‘Vulgaria‘ at the movies recently. A Hong Kong comedy, it was very vulgar indeed (and funny in an occasionally cringing fashion) – so it seemed entirely appropriate that after the film had finished I took the opportunity to flash my bits!

Granted, I can always find a reason if I try hard enough. But this was a better reason than most.

We were nearly – but not quite – caught by the attendant who came to clean the theatre before the next session. So he missed out.

But if there was anyone up [...]

Fill ‘er Up!

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The first real job I ever had was pumping petrol, at the gas station just across the road from our house. I worked there for nearly four years, part-time after school and on the weekends (on Saturday mornings I got to open up the place, even, and was supervisor for the shift. Oh, the power!). Despite coming home reeking of petrol and needing to shower thoroughly, I overall really liked it – I was delighted not to be working in a supermarket or fast food joint like so many of my friends.

All these years later, I make it [...]

Perverted at the Salon

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Before my hair salon came into existence, the building it inhabits belonged to a bookshop. I lived just around the corner when the bookshop (and later, the hair salon) was there, so I had the pleasure of visiting the place for two happy-making reasons.

I’ve been travelling to the same hair salon for nearly a decade now, even though I keep moving to suburbs that are further and further away. I may have to travel a fair distance, but it’s worth it – they look after me well, and they know me better.

The staff hassle me gently and [...]

Tasting Auckland

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Ailuros and I share a love of food, as well as a love of sexy fun times. We talk about different flavours and dishes; try out new recipes on each other; check out new restaurants – and go to foodie events! A few months back I invited him to come to the Auckland Food Show with me (we ran around and tasted samples and drank sake and had a wonderful time). This week he returned the favour, by introducing me to Taste of Auckland.

While both events are about food, the atmosphere and styling are very different! Ailuros and I [...]

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