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Revealing The Hardware (Dick)

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In 1993 when Lorena Bobbit caused men everywhere to cross their legs and wince, I had a brief (and awkwardly unusual) conversation with my mother about the news. I jokingly told her what would bother me most about having a “lost and found” penis like John Bobbit’s is not knowing where my penis had been. Or who had seen it.

Nearly 20 years later I find that my own penis is making the rounds… and I really have no idea who has seen it.

Thankfully, it is still attached to me (*whew*) but its likeness has been [...]

Demystifying The Pleasures of Prostate Play (Dick)

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Obligatory anatomical illustrationto give this post immediate credibility Amid all the talk about prostate play online, I have never read much more than “it feels great”, “amazing orgasms”, or some similar succinct synopsis devoid of any rational explanation as to why it is so good. It’s not a magic button either, in case that’s what you were thinking.

Before I demystify the pleasures of prostate play for you, let me back up to make a couple notable points first so that my explanation later in this post makes sense. If you are an over-educated Sex Geek then you [...]

Looking Back on 2011 (Dick)

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Jane and I have something new and fun slated to start in January, a short series that involves a lot more than just simple blogging… we’re excited about it and hope you’ll make a point to visit again in a few weeks to check out the first episode. That’s all I will say on the topic.

In the meantime, and to buy us a little time during the busy holiday, we’ve put together a year-end highlights reel. You know, like when TV shows produce a flashback episode because the filming budget ran out. What follows are our favorite [...]

Storage Solution: Sex Toy Chest Doubles As Furniture (Dick)

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We have a few sex toys, we have a few kids, and we had a small storage problem. We needed a place to keep our stuff, to separate products by material, and to spare nosy children from undue heebie jeebies.

Our solution was a slightly modified aquarium stand which now acts as bedroom furniture with securable compartments. It’s not the type of security that could thwart a determined thief, but it’s good enough for our purpose. Here’s what I did (click images to enlarge or you can also view these pictures as a slideshow)…

Our new bedroom [...]

Holy CRAP, Her Hands Are Cold! (Dick)

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Jane’s hands do not benefit from the modern convenience of central heat. Three seasons out of four her touch is a shivering cold that seems to channel the icy chill of Narnia’s White Witch.

They are inexplicably linked to the weather outdoors, completely independent of our home’s thermostat. It’s cold and snowy where we live right now but it’s cozy inside with a fire in the fireplace… and still, her hands are cold. It is like she has two 5-fingered weather stations at the end of her sleeves. “Honey, do I need to wear a sweater today? Come [...]

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