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One Hot Experience (Dick)

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She was the cutest young thing I’d seen in weeks. As I approached, our eyes met, she smiled, and asked my name. She knew exactly what I wanted and within minutes I was butt naked.

I closed my eyes and tried to relax but I felt exposed and vulnerable. Warmth touched my skin followed by a blow that started slow and gentle but quickly built in intensity. It was hot… it was really hot!

Ten minutes later I was done. I put my clothes back on, said “thank you”, and left her to clean up with a towel. [...]

Weekend Away in the City – Part 3 (Dick)

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click to enlarge We live life in the fast lane… but we’re doing it driving a minivan. Our suburban lives are crazy hectic with homework, school projects, little league, soccer, gymnastics, track meets… (I’ll stop there, I’m getting tired thinking about it). Oh, and we work multiple jobs.

Sex is a recreation which gets pushed to the margins and becomes more about the release than the journey. The lives we live are more about our kids than they are about ourselves, so goes parenthood.

The best sex for us is not in the fast lane, it happens when we [...]

Mid-Week Escape to the Mountains – Part 2 (Dick)

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It was nearly dark when we arrived in a fog of light rain. The intimate resort was set snugly among Pine trees high on a hill overlooking Rocky Mountain National Park. It’s an area resplendent with wildlife… but that wasn’t the kind of wild life we were after.

We both bailed on work for a couple days, left the kids with Grandma, and retreated into romantic solitude where our time was our own. We do this sometimes, maybe once a year, and it is a refreshing way to reconnect. This time we had you to thank because our [...]

A Brief Timeout (Dick)

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Warning; This blog post is completely off topic.

We got a question today through our Contact Us form from a woman we don’t know named Susan…

“Just wondering if everything is going okay?  It’s been awhile since you’ve updated.. and I miss it.“

You’re right Susan, we have not posted in awhile and the short answer to your question is “no”… everything is not ok.

We’re not having relationship problems if that’s what you are thinking, the long answer is that my single father is aging in a very ungraceful way and transitioning quickly from independent to demented [...]

Revealing The Hardware (Dick)

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In 1993 when Lorena Bobbit caused men everywhere to cross their legs and wince, I had a brief (and awkwardly unusual) conversation with my mother about the news. I jokingly told her what would bother me most about having a “lost and found” penis like John Bobbit’s is not knowing where my penis had been. Or who had seen it.

Nearly 20 years later I find that my own penis is making the rounds… and I really have no idea who has seen it.

Thankfully, it is still attached to me (*whew*) but its likeness has been [...]

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