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Looking for 50 Shades of Grey Sex Toys? How about a Steel Kegel Ball?

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For those who have read the 50 Shades of Grey books (I, sadly, read the whole trilogy so that I could comment on it all with knowledge and then I lost the interest to even write the damn rant) you may remember that in a number of scenes, Christian Grey instructs Anastasia to insert a stainless steel (for everything with this damn idiotic man is gray/steel it seems) kegel ball for her to wear once while in public and another time or two during a spanking. It’s been awhile since reading the books though so I don’t know [...]

BDSM Review: Sh! Red Rose Flogger

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The Red Rose Cat O Nine Tails Whip is pretty. Unbelievably pretty. And it inspires great jokes. And by “great” I mean terrible. I’m sure you already know what I’m talking about, alluding to roses being a gesture of love and all that. These roses are a gesture of pain. Lovely lovely pain.

I already had a rose crop that I reviewed ages ago. Unfortunately it broke mid use and I haven’t yet purchased another. It sparked my love of impact play toys that look like something else. Using roses, hearts, stars, etc. to hit people with is immensely [...]

Review: Ola Vibrator

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Is it too early to pick a toy of the year?

I know I gush about sex toys often, but seriously, y’all, this is the coolest one I’ve tested out in a long time. I’ll keep an open mind until December, but the Ola from Minna (graciously sent to me from ToyDemon), is leaps and bounds ahead of the competition at this point.

About the Product:

Here’s a quick video that covers how it works:

Basically, it has a soft, puffy stimulation pad that you squeeze to create vibrations. Squeeze it hard and you’ll get fast, intense vibrations. [...]